Imagine: Bruce, when he’s finally had too many children/Robins to count…

Pre-mission briefing…

Nightwing [narrating]: He didn’t even bother to learn the new Batkids’ names…

Batman: Listen up, masks. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Dukes” and all the females “Daisies”.

The Signal: *pumped* “Duke” is my actual name!

Batman: Hn.

Batman: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be “Olaf”.

Batman: Dukes, Daisies, Olaf, I will be in the Batcave.