What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –
Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –
Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.
Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*
Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*
Bruce:
Bruce: *grinning* Hn.
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