Red Hood: *horrified, slowly backing away from the rest of the Batfamily*

Red Hood: One near-death experience and you go all warm and cuddly on me?!

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First of all, near-death? Well, they’ve seen you go through death-death, so. Secondly, come on. Admit it, Jay. You’re horrified at how much you appreciate it.