incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Evenings in the Batcave…

Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*

Red Robin: *tuning up the Redbird*

Batman: Fart.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: Uh…

Red Robin: Did you say “fart”?

Batman: Yes. That’s me being rather silly.

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And, to this day, no one believes Tim.

Superman: *fighting Parademons on Apokolips*

Superman:

Superman: *chuckles* Fart.

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I mean if Clark can canonically single out Bruce’s heartbeat while flying over earth, I think he can hear him say “Fart”.

@sleepytarotcat