a-wayne-at-heart:

The Robins as…

PET OWNERS

DICK:

• Lots of jogging at the beach, cuddles on the bed and feeding from the table
• Will leave pet with Damian in spite of… [see: Damian, 2nd item]

JASON:

• Lots of “playdates” with Bizarro’s Pup-Pup
• Has disinfectants and anti-odor sprays all over his pristine safe house

TIM:

• Lots of incidents involving accidentally pouring coffee beans into dishes or aquariums
• World’s Greatest Trainer (Them: “Did you just say that it can… solve crimes?” Him: *grins smugly*)

DAMIAN:

• Lots. Of. Pets. (We all know this.)
• Cannot be trusted to babysit due to risk of not getting one’s pet back
• Impeccable grooming and clothes that match his