Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
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Don’t be rude, Dami.
It’s not rude, it’s his way of being friendly. After all his pets are the things he cares about most, regardless of how weird they are
Damian: *pats Jon on the head*
Jon: ☺
Damian: *slides a bowl across the floor towards him*
Jon: 😐