That one time – one time – Bruce tried this thing call “chilling out”…
Superman: This just… isn’t you.
Batman: It’s me now. It’s the me that can recline.
Batman: *leans back and falls off the Batcomputer chair*
Superman: *trying to keep a straight face* Did that hurt?
Batman: Hrrn.
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Only his ego, Clark. Only his ego.