When your younger brother’s the CEO of a multibillion-dollar company…

Jason: Timbo, I need 75 bucks for the new Arkham Knight game.

Tim: *deadpan stare*

Tim: 75 bucks for a video game?

Jason: Yes. See it as an investment.

Tim: *narrowed eyes* An investment?

Jason: Yes. See it this way: If I become a villain with “daddy issues” in another universe, I’ll already know how to do it properly.

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