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Gotham City, 10 PM…

Robin: *sitting on a gargoyle atop the Wayne Enterprises tower, scrolling through the incorrect-batfamily-quotes Tumblr page on his phone*

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: *scoffs* What childish nonsense! I do not talk like that. Drake, on the other hand –

Robin:

Robin: What the…

Robin: Haaaaa – *breaks out in maniacal laughter*

Nightwing: *somersaults from a dark corner, escrima sticks lighted* Stand down, Robin!

Red Hood: *runs out of the stairwell and onto the rooftop, guns cocked* No need to go crazy there, kid!

Red Robin: *lands onto the rooftop and folds his “wings” behind him, bo staff at the ready* Wait till Batman hears of –

Robin: *wheezing*

Nightwing: Where’s… ? *looking around, utterly confused*

Robin: *wiping gleeful tears from his eyes* Where’s what, Grayson?

Red Robin: Don’t act dumb! The villain you were harrassing! Where are they, brat?!

Robin: …

Red Hood: Look, D, I may be the black sheep of the family and probably not the best example, but the use of excessive force –

Robin: *drags his hand down his face in annoyance* Shut. Up.

Robin: *shows them his phone*

His brothers: *dumbfounded*

Robin: Ridiculous, right? Ha ha ha.

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Little D may find it hilarious, but I’m… Wow.

It’s quite surreal, especially since I’ve been standing on the shoulders of both professional and amateur writers whose content have inspired me to come up with context for their work (and eventually my own).

Thank you for supporting this blog. Thank you for inspiring me and laughing with me.

Hugs,

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