Batman: *holding the suspect by the lapels on his coat, shaking him* The little girl’s dad. Where is he?

Suspect: I-I d-don’t know… exactly. But I do know someone who might know where they’re holding him.

Batman: *angrily* Who?

Suspect: My Uncle Bernie.

Batman:

Batman: That better not be a joke because I don’t have a sense of humor.

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