The Robins as…

 CORPORATE EMPLOYEES

Dick

• Human Resources Head
• Requires all employees to regularly attend team building/group therapy sessions, many of which he himself leads (though most don’t feel “obligated” to because they actually like him and his programs)
• Spends majority of his time at work mediating between his brothers, honestly

Jason

• Chief Security Officer
• One of the main reasons the entire company can sleep soundly at night
• He’s thought of everything – from shatterproof glass windows to extensive financial protection strategies to protocols to take down shady bystanders dressed as clowns to –

Tim

• Chief Executive Officer
• Deserves an award for putting up with a certain member of the Board of Directors, who he reports to
• Would rather stay cooped up in his office, working overtime, than travel abroad or go golfing with other executives (and his personal assistant  deserves an award for the daily number of “coffee runs” done in his behalf)

Damian

• member of the Board of Directors (alongside Bruce, who, in spite of constantly having to deal with headaches caused by arguing with his youngest son, cannot deny the teenager’s business acumen)
• “You were saying?”, he says as he glowers at another member who’s clearly perturbed by the cow standing beside him at the head of the conference table