vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Nightwing: *shrugs* They need our help, guys.

Red Hood: Yeah, but… This is… W-What if we… I don’t know, it’s… I don’t know. Shouldn’t we run this by Bruce first?

Robin: Ha! Father would never agree, so I say we just go do it. I bet I could get Kent to sneak into his father’s Fortress of Sadness or whatever and find us something that could help us get there –

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop him* Little D, I get it. I died, you died, yet we’re both standing here. A crisis rebooting our universe is basically just Tuesday for all of us. But this? We’re talking other universe-universe. Like, an outside-of-our-entire-freakin’-Multiverse universe, like even Mr. Mxyzptlk –

Nightwing: Jason’s got a point. None of us has ever gone that far. We didn’t even know it existed before this message from… @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr., who seems to be some kind of… Spiderman.

Red Robin: *clears his throat* That’s not… completely true.

Nightwing: What do you mean?

Red Robin: *whips out his phone and scrolls past about a hundred folders full of photos and case files before reaching one requiring a retinal scan to unlock*

Red Robin: *sighs deeply and aligns his eyes to the scanner*

Red Robin: You jerks better promise me you won’t judge me.

Red Robin: 

Nightwing: …

Red Hood: …

Robin: …

To be continued?

Struggling too much? *jumps off the ceiling* then here,have a mazapán *toss one mazapán to each bat kid*

Red Hood: *checking out the mazapán he just caught* What the – *looks up at the ceiling, then at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, then back at the ceiling* Where – 

Nightwing: *grinning at @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr, impressed and about to bite into the mazapán* Nice landing. And thanks for this.

Robin: *grabs the mazapán from Dick’s hand* -Tt-  You should know better than to just accept sweets from otherworldly strangers, Grayson.

@vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr: *throws another mazapán at Dick, who single-handedly catches it without looking*

Nightwing: *pops the candy into his mouth* That’s only applies when you haven’t tried them, Little D. They’re, as they say, delicioso. Jessica C hands ‘em out during Justice League lunches.

Red Hood: *examining the treat* Why do I feel like I’ve tried these before, but like, they’re called marzap – mirzi – 

Batwoman: *walks out of the shadows*

Red Hood and Batwoman:  Marzipan!

Red Hood: Kate, how did you –

Batwoman: I’m not sure, Jasón – Did I just call you Jasón?

Nightwing [to @vecino-amigable-aracnido-jr]: *rolls his eyes* Don’t worry about them. They’re just having some kind of flashback of an alternate reality or something.  

Red Robin: *slow-clapping sarcastically* Good job revealing our secret identities, team. Keep it up.

Robin: *yelling from across the room* Oh, that one’s name is “Loser Drake”!

Red Robin: Are you done being “mature”, Damian? ‘Cause I really think we should start figuring out what’s what before Batman arrives.

To be continued…