Bizarro: Why Red Him and Red Her being not weird?

Red Hood: Artemis and I kissed –

Bizarro: WHAT!?!

Artemis: To keep our cover from being blown, we didn’t have a choice –

Bizarro: *hugging Pup-Pup cheerfully* Tell. Bizarro. Not EVERYTHING!!!

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(In which this could’ve been Steph, Dick and Babs, or Dick, Tim and Steph, but somehow I thought of the Outlaws. *shrugs*)