The Robins as…

GROCERY SHOPPERS (sent by Alfred)

Dick:

• Most likely to get stared at (for obvious reasons)
• Keeps calling Alfred to report on available varieties for each item on the list and bargains for his or his siblings’ favorite snacks
• Sings along or dances to the jingle while waiting in line at the cashier

Jason:

• Most likely to stick to the grocery list
• But his plan to “just get this over with” is usually derailed by a senior citizen struggling to put a heavy sack into a cart or a little kid trying to reach a toy on a high shelf
• Comes home to the Manor blushing deeply and with lipstick stains from a grateful old lady

Tim:

• Most likely to spend the whole day in the grocery
• Because (1) he’s still groggy from pulling an all-nighter for a case and can’t mentally process Alfred’s list, or (2) he can’t help but research the toxicity profile of everything on it, which somehow leads him to cross-reference them with recent sightings of… (*looks up from his phone* “Oh, Alfred! Why are you here? Where am I?”)

Damian:

• Most likely to sulk the entire time (“You do not send a prince to do a servant’s job, Pennyworth!”)… that is, until he discovers the pet section
• Also most likely to be sent back to return everything that he bought and pick up the things that were actually on the list