Giving your brother a tour of your “nest” be like…

Tim: *gesturing vaguely towards what may or may not be a kitchen counter* I still have my coffee machine from Kon.

Jason: *lifting a leg up to avoid stepping on a scurrying rat* Do you even have a mattress?

Tim: *fishing out a box of Pop-Tarts from a pile of clothes on the floor* No, but I still have my coffee machine from Kon.