Me: *wiping the sleep off my eyes while walking from the Manor kitchen and into the Batcave at 4 AM after hearing a soft whir and clanking metal*

Me: Bruce… ? What are you doing?

Bruce: *without bothering to look up while choosing among Bat-ccesories* Showing people that their actions have consequences.

Me: *looking from the Bat-grade sewing machine to the yellow, green and red, mythril-ish fabric being sewn by it*

Me: Wait, is that a –

Bruce: Hn.

Me: Do the boys know about this?!

Bruce: *jerks his head toward the Batcomputer*

Me: *looks in horror at the screen while it displays a red dot fast approaching an undisclosed location on a map*

Me: They’re on their way to them?

Bruce: *turns his back to me*

Me: Bruce, that Tumblr user has things to do, a life of their own to continue living, you can’t just – THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR GETTING TAGGED by @rosevered .

Bruce: If you’d want to join us for breakfast, Alfred’s already preparing pancakes for them. *places the finished uniform in a glass display case*