When Alfred leaves for a vacation…

Dick: *scouring the kitchen cabinets for cereal*

Jason: He left some snacks in the freezer for us.

Damian: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?

Jason: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.

Tim [to Dick]: *rolls his eyes* He means the ice pack.

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They must’ve missed the note Alfie stuck on the freezer door: “Young masters, for when you are incapable of behaving yourselves and are in need something to put over your or your brother’s black eye.”

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