Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: *doing some stretches* You seem kinda stressed out.

Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment* Well, I haven’t pooped in six days –

Red Hood: *reloading his revolvers* Twice this evening, and I haven’t even had a smoke yet.

Robin: *polishing his sword* You really pick odd things to brag about, Todd.

Red Hood: I’m just saying, if I had to get to three by breakfast, I probably could.

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