Robin: *puts on kryptonite-lined gloves*

Robin: Crab claw.

Superboy: Ow! Did you just pinch my arm?!

Robin: Yes. Does it make you mad?

Superboy: I don’t know, it was kind of a–

Robin: Crab claw!

Superboy: Ow! What are you doing?!

Robin: I’m moving to California to lead the Teen Titans, and by pinching your arm I’m making you feel angry instead of overwhelmed with grief that I’m leaving.

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Damian, that is not how you – *sighs*