The Robins as…

a-wayne-at-heart:

HOSPITAL PATIENTS:

Dick: 

• “Oh, those glass shards on my back? I get them all the time. No biggie. Hey, do you guys serve cereal?”
• The staff love checking him ou – er, checking up on him.
• Regales them with stories of past injuries, which none of them can believe are even possible (”Then how are you still alive?”)

Jason

• Fake ID (since, you know, legally dead and all)
• Wheeled into the hospital room by 5 AM, out through the window in a hospital gown and onto a waiting motorcycle by 5:15 AM  

Tim: 

• Double-checks every diagnosis and every medication and cross-references them with similar cases in the city (and occasionally schools whomever is unfortunate enough to check up on him)
• Who knows how pure liquid caffeine got injected into his IV bottle?

Damian:

• “You call this food? My father will buy this place!”
• Physical examination? You might as well put your hand inside a Tasmanian devil’s tunnel.