Touring your best friend’s (humongous) bedroom be like…

Jon: *sees a sketch pad on an immaculately organized antique desk* What do you draw about?

Damian: Everything. Anything. My thoughts. My insights into the human condition.

Jon: Wow! Really? Do you mind if I —

Damian: If it will keep you quiet, please do.

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Not how you treat your guests, but okay.