Superman: *grabs a pair of swimming shorts from a duffel bag*

Superman: *starts removing his suit*  

Superman: *pauses*

Batman: Hn.

Superman: *sighs*

Superman: We’re only on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three years?

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Yeah, Bruce. Live a little. Also, start packing. You need to teleport back to earth – preferably to the Caribbean – before sundown.