Nightwing: *fidgeting with his suit, stretching the fabric in, um, certain places*

Red Hood: Just suck in your gut.

Nightwing: What gut?

Red Hood: The little pouch where you keep Alfred’s cookies.

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Nightwing: *pouts and backflips away*

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Not cool, Li’l Wing. Not cool.