Unpacking at the new safe house…

Jason: *holding an old, tattered photo in his hands*

Roy: *catches a glimpse of what looks like green spandex briefs when light briefly hits the photo*

Jason: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?

Roy: *grabby hands* Okay!

Jason: Cross your heart and hope to die?

Roy: Yep!

Jason: Stick a needle in your eye?

Roy: Uh-huh!

Jason: Jam a dagger in your thigh?

Roy: Yeeeeees!

Jason: Eat a horse manure pie?

Roy: *thinks for a second* Sure!

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