Jason: Hey, brat, do you have to sit so close to the TV? Back up or it’ll hurt your eyes.

Damian: It will not.

Jason: *holding his fist up* Oh, yes, it will.

Damian: *slowly turns his head away from the TV to glare at his older brother*

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Narrator’s Voice: Oh, something hurt indeed. And someone learned a valuable lesson that afternoon.