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Why certain family celebrations are avoided at Wayne Manor…

* upside-down, blurry images of a four-foot-something-tall adolescent boy pouncing on a scrawny teenage guy; a muffled mixture of screaming and hooting sounds in the background; a gruff voice angrily yelling, “Enough!” *

Duke: *tries to hold the camera steady* 

Duke: Aaaaand the birthday video becomes a nature film.