Bruce: Tim, I really don’t like you telling personal secrets to the Teen Titans.

Tim: Bruce, I didn’t tell ‘em personal stuff.

Bruce: Today at the Justice League meeting everyone knew that I dyed my white hairs black.

Tim: Oh, you mean about you?

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It’s just that even in the rare moments that he’s asleep, your son’s mind is going a mile a minute and his mouth goes along with it, Batman.