Batman: *badly bruised, pinned to the ground, and trying to push Solomon Grundy off himself*

Batman: Superman.

Superman: *floating in air*

Batman: What are you doing here?

Superman: *grabs the zombie by the collar, lifts him up until he’s five feet off the ground and glares at him with glowing red eyes*

Superman: Isn’t it obvious? I’m your posse.

True love.