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A toast with Timothy Drake-Wayne…

Tim: To happiness!

Tim: Or, as I like to call it, sadness in its early stages.


The bottle of pinot noir? $20.

The ensuing awkward silence? Priceless.

Why you don’t ask your heavily sleep-deprived, just-returned-from-another-dimension-after-jumping-off-a-building son to make a toast at your wedding. @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle

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