Jason: Do you want the good coffee or the bad coffee?

Tim: What’s the difference?

Jason: I call one “good”, and the other, “bad".

Tim: … I’ll take the good one.

Jason: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!

Tim: What horror?!

Jason: Mainly the coffee.

Jay. *sighs* Your brother hasn’t slept in over 72 hours. (And you wonder why he stopped crashing at your safe house.)