Batman: Alfred, I’m going to need a pair of pants brought to the landing site.

Alfred [on the Comm Link]: I shall have pants waiting for you, Master Bruce.

Green Lantern: He’s kidding, right?

Superman: No, he’s not.

Because, contrary to popular belief, Batman does not work alone. (Who am I kidding? Everybody knows that.)

Plus, he’s got a charity gala to attend after beating up a bunch of aliens, so…