Going on a dinner date with Red Hood be like…

Jason: Todd, party of two.

Hostess: Okey dokey. That’ll be about two hours.

Jason: Here’s twenty bucks.

Hostess: Okay, we’ll have something in fifteen minutes.

Jason: You don’t want this place to burn down twice, do you?

Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.

Jason: I thought so. Well, it looks like it’s our lucky night.