Hanging out at your older brother’s safe house be like…

Tim: You don’t happen to have any coffee, do you, Jay?

Jason: Milk and sugar. *hands him a mug*

Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. *drinks from mug*

Tim: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Jason: That’s what I said.

Tim: Do you drink this every day?

Jason: Every morning.