Teaming up with someone you’ve been secretly crushing on to investigate a case be like…

At a neighboring mansion…

Tim: *rings the buzzer*

Tam: *notices the silhouette of a sexy woman approaching the door from within* 

Tam: *rolls her eyes* Let me guess. Another “neighbor with your mail”?

Tim: No. You’re the only woman I’m stalking

in this neighborhood, I promise.


Wait, did he just say that out loud? 

It’s okay, Timmy. She found it adorable.

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