Shopping for your father’s birthday at an antique shop be like…

Dick: *looking at weapons previously owned by Earth-2 superheroes* Let’s just pick out a present that reflects Bruce.

Damian: *attempting to touch said weapons*

Tim: *browsing a rack of Silver Age costumes* Like what?

Dick: *swatting at Damian’s grabby hands*

Jason: *staring at a painting* How about a grizzly bear ripping apart a salmon?

Damian: -Tt-