Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *walks into the kitchen groggily*

Dick: *eating Cheerios cheerily*

Jason: *opens the refrigerator*

Jason: *groans*

Jason: *chugs a liter of water directly from the bottle*

Dick: … ?

Jason: I either drank too much or got hit by a train.

Or when you can’t recall if you got clobbered during patrol last night or hung out at a bar till 4 AM with your best bud, Roy.