When your boyfriend returns from a successful month-long mission with the League of Assassins and tries to make up for the lack of communication…

Tim [to Tam]: Well, this time it’s going to be different because I’m like a romance ninja. *kicks the air*

Tim: You won’t see me coming, and then bam! Romance! Watch out! *grabs her by the waist*

Tim: Hearts, kisses, love! Ewww waaaaah! *gently pins her to the floor and kisses her cheek*