Tam: *rummaging through Tim’s stuff* Comics? What are you, some kind of nerd?

Tim: Not “some kind” of nerd. I’m the King of Nerds.

Tam: What does that mean?

Tim: Uh, it means if anyone pisses me off, I don’t help them set up their printer.

Tam: *puts arms around Tim* You are so funny.

Tim: Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off.

And show her your 8-pack? Yeah, she’ll definitely forget how funny you are.