Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not take care of the flu-ridden Batbrat?
Red Hood: *stops his motorcycle in front of The Cheesecake Factory*
Red Hood: *sighs*
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Why didn’t you just have soup at home?
Damian: Todd, I have an IQ of 187. Pennyworth is on vacation. Don’t you imagine that if there were a way for me to have soup at home I would have thought of it?
Red Hood: You can have soup delivered.
Damian: *blows his nose*
Damian: I did not think of that.
Now, guess who lost the second round?
Tim: *tucks Damian in bed* Alright, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.
Damian: What else would I drink, Drake? Solids? Gases? Ionized plasma?
Tim: *drops a sleeping pill into Damian’s glass of milk*
Tim: *smiling with gritted teeth* Drink whatever you want.
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