When you’re trying to give your youngest son the “birds and bees” talk but your other sons want to stick around to see how it goes…

Bruce [to Damian]: *opens mouth to talk*

Bruce: *hears a camera shutter sound*

Bruce: Hn.

Bruce: *opens mouth to talk again*

Bruce: *notices the reflection of three heads peeking from a crevice in the cave on the Batcomputer screen*

Bruce [to Damian]: Oh, good, everyone’s in here. I was worried we’d have a private conversation for once.

A voice from the crevice: You’re welcome, Bruce!