When Bizarro learned to cook for breakfast…

Roy: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh?

Jason: Well, I… like both eggs equally.

Roy: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other, and I wanna know which!

Jason: Well, what’s the difference? Your eggs aren’t here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left! Did you really expect me never to find new eggs?

Well, technically, you left, Jay, but whatever.