Tim: I kind of have plans.

Damian: You have friends?

Tim: Yeah, I, uh… I have a date.

Jason: What?

Damian: You have a date?

Tim: Yes! I have a date.

Damian: With a girl?

Tim: *sarcastically* No, with a crouton. What is so strange about me having a date?

Jason: With a crouton?

And this is the story of why Timothy Jackson Drake was late for his date. (“It’s not you, I swear! It’s my brothers.”)