Girls v Boys…

Barbara: Dick kissed me.

Dinah: No!

Steph: Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!

Dinah: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Steph, get the wine and unplug the phone. Babs, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Barbara: Ohhhh. It ended very well.

Steph: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Dinah: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss!

Barbara: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

* 2 hours later *

Barbara: … they started out on my waist, and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair…

Meanwhile…

Dick: And then I kissed her.

Jason: Tongue?

Dick: Yeah.

Tim: Cool.