Jason: Bruce, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.

Bruce: *narrows eyes* What conversation?

Jason: *plays recording*

Jason: *on the recording* Bruce, can Roy live in our garage for as long as he wants?

Jason: *mimics Bruce’s voice* He sure can!

Dick: Bruce! What were you thinking?

Bruce: Hn. That’s not my voice.

Jason: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.

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