Why Bruce usually prefers to eat dinner alone (and realized that he should stop convincing Alfred to go on vacations)…

Tim [to Damian]: You’re such a #$!+@!

Dick: Guys. Please.

Jason: *smirks*

Damian: What? Did you just call me a “#$!+@”???

Bruce: Boys, that’s enough.

Damian: You can go =$#@* a %>¡#!

Tim: Oh, please, tell me, Damian, how exactly does one =$#@* a %>¡#?

Damian: *gets up from seat* You want me to tell you?

Tim: *crosses arms and sits back* Please, tell me.

Dick: *stands up, readying himself to pry his brothers off each other*

Jason: *starts taking a video with his phone to send to Roy*

Bruce: *rubbing his temples* We will not have this at the dinner table.

Tim: *sneers* I’m all ears.

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Annnnnd there was no patrolling that night, just a family trip to the ER.