Giving brotherly dating advice…

Jason [about Zoanne]: Option One: ask her out.

Tim: Impossible.

Jason: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.

Tim: She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.

Jason: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.

Tim: It’s a route I’ve considered.

Jason: …

Jason: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of…?

Tim: Hygiene.

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Tim, no. Also, get enough sleep before you start contemplating these things.