Batfamily therapy sessions be like…

Black Canary: You know, I do offer group therapy.

Red Robin: Yeah, okay.

Red Hood: *enters room* What is this? What are you doing?

Nightwing: What? What is that?

Black Canary: With all due respect, you’re talking about bringing guns to an intervention and you’re drinking wine out of a soda can.

Red Hood: *slurps* Yeah.

Nightwing: Oh. You put wine in the soda can?

Red Hood: You didn’t know, did you?

Nightwing: *impressed* That is good.

Red Robin: Ahh, you stole Arsenal’s idea.

Red Hood: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It actually is a pretty good idea.

Red Robin: Well, it’s a good idea. I mean the guy has great ideas.

Red Hood: He is a smart man.

Red Hood: That is not what we’re here about.

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