Jason [to himself, after a few drinks]: Okay, I have no feelings for Artemis. No feelings at all. She’s just a teammate. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they’re all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I ever had feelings for Artemis.

* Artemis walks into the room *

Artemis: Greetings, Little One.

Jason: *mutters* I love you.