Dick: Look, I’ve been screwed by Darwinism. Never needed to evolve listening skills ‘cause my looks are so highly developed.

Tim: Um, that’s not how evolution works.

Dick: Yeah, sure it is! Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets.

Damian: Grayson, it’s amazing your brain doesn’t evolve into pudding.