Before Wally and Linda got married…

Linda: I love you, Wally.

Wally: I love… cake.

* A few arguments later *

Wally: Linda, it’s just that, if I say it, and then we break up, what would I tell myself?

Linda: You could tell yourself you still have cake. We both know how much it means to you.

Wally: Okay. I deserve that.